Professor Oldman

hey guys... we're in Wodonga at the moment and fuck me dead..!!!

i took some great photos of this massive kangaroo roadkill...

i'm naming him Professor Oldman because he has a fucked up paw...

bad news is that we forgot to bring the pluggy thing for our phone --> computer cable thing... yeah i dont know what it's called.. FUCK OFF...

but hopefully we'll steal one soon enough and the sexual pics of Splattered Professor Oldman will be up!!

Main Roadkill

Road Kill's the best, of that there's no doubt

When else can you murder whenever you're out

There's no need for guilt, false sorrow or care

You can always pretend you were just unaware
Come one and all, take the wheel today

Let's make that kill, then race on our way

If it's caught on the bend, or just over the hill

It deserves to be splattered as Main Road Kill.

Roadkill Bunny, I love you!

Bunny, Bunny, in the street,
See the rabbit, watch him bleed.
Stricken by a Chevy truck
To the pavement he is stuck
Saffron blood caked on the ground
His gory body, once fluffy and round
Now pancake flat on hard cement
His precious ears all mangled and bent.
Bunny, Bunny, heard it smack!
On his belly, tiretracks
One eye bulging, one half-closed
Blood still streaming down the road
Cars still pass the unfortunate hare
Drive right by and leave him there.
Bunny, Bunny, black and blue
Roadkill Bunny I LOVE YOU!!!

The joy of roadkill

To drive a car along the road at night:
A task necessitating utmost care.
Ahead – a deer transfixéd in the light
O slave! why canst thou flee from there?
But soft! what beast on yonder windshield breaks?
The hapless buck, now lifeless in the road
-A grinding noise – the engine whines and shakes
The wheels doth screech, but movement is not slowed
The tires slippeth on the spilléd blood
A passing stranger calleth Triple-A
The carriage is now stucketh in the mud
When will the blesséd tow-truck save the day?
And since the clock has missed the hour for lunch,
Upon this venison I’ll have to munch.

photos

pics will be posted up as soon as i collect a few of them...

xoxo